Earlier this morning Boris Johnson MP called Jeremy Corbyn a ‘Mutton-headed Mugwump’.

Full time buffoon and part time Foreign Secretary is known for his creative language certainly caused a stir, as hundreds of thousands of bemused people typed ‘Mugwump’ into search engines.

We asked Jeremy Corbyn what he thought of the ex-mayor of London’s insult.

“Mugwump? That’s exactly the sort of prattling hogwash we could expect from a pompous flagitious Etonian ponce; well, he’s not the only linguistically creative and perspicacious person in parliament; I’ve been playing Scrabble and Balderdash with my mum for years.”

We asked Mr Corbyn if he had any response to Mr Johnson, he said

“That hoofwanking spangletwat needs to stop spafftrumpeting and shut his cocksocket.”

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