Manufacturers of gigantic cardboard rockets and inflatable tanks have reported record profits for April following Kim Jong Un’s massive display of military force.

“It’s been an amazing quarter to be honest,” Chinese factory owner Sum Ting Wong told The Herald.

“We had a mystery order for two thousand inflatable T-34 tanks and four hundred 50 foot tall papier-mâché intercontinental ballistic missiles.”

“The industry hasn’t been this busy since Eisenhower ordered a thousand cardboard Abrams Tanks before D-Day.”

North Korea is planning a second “long range” missile test in the next few weeks. Apparently.