South Yorkshire Police have taken the bold move to publicly call the former editor of the The Sun, Kelvin Mackenzie a “complete bellend” over comments he made about Liverpool, in The Sun, on the anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster.

“What a bellend.” A spokescopper told The Herald. “What an absolutely monumental bellend. What was he thinking?”

Mackenzie was the scumbag editor of the The Sun who tried to paint the victims of the Hillsborough tragedy as rioting and looting criminals. He wrote a column for the Sun on the 28th anniversary of the disaster calling the grandson of an Everton footballer a gorilla and inferred that anybody in Liverpool with money must be drug dealer.

“Seriously what was he thinking? He must be out of his tiny mind to go there again. Try  playing a word association game with South Yorkshire Police without using the words; disaster, tragedy, Hillsborough, Orgreave or cover-up. It’s impossible.”

Now try doing it with Kelvin Mackenzie without using the word c*nt. It’s impossible.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.