Dumpster fires around the world have declared they are unhappy about being compared to the US democratic process.

“We’re unhappy about being compared with the US Democratic process.” A burning bin full of dog-shit in a park in Rochdale told the Herald. “I might stink to high hell and be a danger to public health but I don’t stink half as much as the 2016 Presidential Election.”

A skip full of asbestos, old gas canisters and burning mattresses in Bury said “seriously, a process that elects a 70 year old incontinent orange toddler in the pocket of Putin is much more dangerous than airborne asbestos and exploding gas canisters on a residential street.”

Flaming piles of garbage all over the world are tired of being made into memes comparing them to the broken Electoral College system.

“We’re tired of being made into memes comparing us to the broken Electoral College System. Seriously Trump. Are you really comparing us to a system that gave you Trump.” A blazing litter bin fire in the office of a children’s nursery complained.

“Fucking Trump. Give me a break.”