Children of the proletariat were delighted at the news today that Momentum are publishing a series of exciting Labour leader themed children’s books.

The first in the series, “Where’s Corbyn?”, has been published by RH publications and will be issued to every single member of The Momentum Youth Wing.

The book will take readers on a series of exciting adventures to try to spot Jeremy Corbyn, a bit like in real life.

Try to spot Corbyn in Parliament, it’s really tricky. Can you see him on the campaign trail to Remain in the EU? Us neither? Can you see him in one of the seats on a half empty train? What about in the Newspapers? Good heavens that was a tough one. Question Time? That had us stumped.

He is there. On every page, you just have to work really, really, really hard to see him.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.