A close friend of the Camerons’, who wishes to remain anonymous, has said that the former PM ‘is looking forward to his Christmas day treat’.
One of our undercover reporters went to David Cameron’s favourite butcher to see what other Christmas goodies had been ordered.
“He didn’t order no pigs in blankets.” Said Cecil Parsons.
“In fact the last time I suggested a lb of sausages to him he started crying and saying that it was such a shame. I don’t know what he was on about.”
