There was great excitement at the Royal Institute For Statistical Improbability today.

Beppo, one of the infinite number of monkeys with typewriters trying to type the complete works of Shakespeare, wrote “Donald Trump is an orangutan in a cheap wig”.

Professor Brian Cox told the Herald;

“It’s amazing! None of the monkeys had got beyond three recognisable words and here is a complete sentence that is not only lucid and topical but bang on the money in terms of context. The reference to ‘orangutan’ suggests monkeys have some form of rivalry between the different types of monkey.”

Beppo himself, however, was less enthusiastic;

“I don’t know what the fuss is about. I was trying to write “orange cretin.”