In a bold show of complete disregard for the sovereignty of British Parliament, his highness emperor Trump has appointed a well-known and unelected frog-faced racist called Nigel as UK ambassador to the US.
Brexiteers are applauding the move and now calling for Nigel the frog-faced racist to be made Prime minister. One random newly-liberated and opinionated Brexit voter told us;
“We voted Brexit and out means out! If the democratically elected government won’t listen to the people then we need an overseas power to sort it for us.”
Nigel the frog-faced racist has written about his new job in the racist fake news journal Breitbart. In it he says;
“The job is already held by someone else, but after my almighty brown-nosing of the emperor, I’m overjoyed to accept this new job awarded to me completely against the sovereignty of the British government. Out means out and this job has nothing to do with Brexit, but hey I’m the centre of attention. Look at me doing my tap-dancing-frog-faced-racist-with-a-cane dance! “
