The iconic British pottery company which was established in 1815 made the announcement yesterday.

Managing Director, Timothy Clay, said;

“Toby Jugs were always a popular item and with the current political climate we thought now was the perfect time to resurrect the line.”

Other political figures in the collection  include Donald Trump (also pictured), alongside Kenneth Clarke, Winston Churchill and John Prescott.

“Anyone with a chubby face really” said chief designer Jonathan Potter. “We chose Mr. Salmond to feature prominently and launch the collection because, well, he already looks like a Toby Jug doesn’t he?”

Mr. Potter said other political figures had been attempted but simply weren’t quite right for the project.

“We had a cracking Cameron but he fucked the country then stood down. The Milliband one wasn’t bad but it kept cracking under the heat.”


The collection is expected to go on sale next week.