Following an altercation in Strasbourg yesterday between two fully grown adult men, Mike Hookem and Steven Wolfe, UKIP released a statement saying;
“Mike Hookem’s Dad is bigger than Steven Woolfe’s Dad, it’s been settled.”
The argument began during a UKIP themed children’s party at the EU Parliament building in Strasbourg. Nigel Farage was providing the entertainment as his alter ego, Brexit the Clown.
Apparently the argument began when Mr Woolfe, MEP, told Mr Hookem, MEP, that he was “a poopy head” and that he thought Mr Hookem’s hat made him look a bit “silly”.
The argument quickly escalated with Mr Hookem, MEP, saying that Mr Woolfe, MEP, was a “willy face” and that “my Dad is bigger than your Dad.”
The argument became “physical” with the two middle aged children jostling and slapping each other in the corridor until Mr Woolfe eventually cried “Uncle” and Mr Hookem’s Dad was declared the biggest.
Mr Woolfe is expected to be the next leader of UKIP.
