The government has banned foreigners from advising on Brexit.

No really.

The government has really banned advice on Brexit from non-British people.

That’s not even satire.

What the flurp is going on? We don’t know, it’s getting a bit like a Nazi surrealist film lately.

We at the Herald would like to remind Führer May of something;

Boris was born in the USA and holds a United States passport.

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