After events today the EU has made an announcement about violent behaviour.
Guy Verhofstadt, famous both for having a mouth like a vending machine and being history’s first popular Belgian told the European parliament:
“The deciding of who gets to be leader or who gets to keep all the free stuff when your party leaves this parliament should NOT- and I stress for UKIP who seems to be particularly slow on the uptake- NOT be decided by violence.
Clonking one another in the fizzog is not standard democratic practice and we ask those parties who think they’re dead hard to grow the fuck up.”
It is reported that Mr Woolfe saw stars- 12 of em!- earlier today after an altercation.
Of course we’re bloody milking it! We’re gonna feel awful if he dies but still, it’s funny NOW!
