Tom Hiddleston, the one and only attractive ginger man in the world, has scarpered after news broke today that his relationship with Taylor Swift had ended.
Tom is reported to have told a close friend that he was going into hiding before the inevitable release of a hit single detailing his sexual shortcomings and personal problems.
Although the relationship is said to have ended amicably, Miss Swift is quite famous for dating different men just to provide lyrical potential. It’s said that Tom wasn’t too concerned initially because nothing much rhymes with ‘ginger’, but with news that a new single ‘Tiny Tom’ is due for release to millions of young eligible women worldwide, Mr Hiddleston has stocked up on Carling and Pringles and legged it.
Meanwhile men all over the world are torn between their desire to date the newly single, very attractive popstar, and not having an entire verse dedicated to that nasty rash they had that one time.
