Great British diving legend Tom Daley, who recently claimed Bronze in the synchronized diving with his partner (Dan something or other), has sensationally confessed to urinating in the diving pool in Rio.

The much talked about diving pool has been seen to turn green recently, and maintenance crews now believe they have discovered the cause – Daley’s pee pee.

“Whenever I do a good dive I pee myself with excitement” claimed Daley “I think I might have picked up a bug swimming in the sea off Copacabana beach. I genuinely didn’t think it was that bad but the water in the diving complex is telling another story, so now I’m covered in natural yoghurt and seeking medical advice before my individual event later this week.”

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