Following historic meetings with world leaders such as Carwyn Jones and Nicola Sturgeon during her first week as British Prime Minister Theresa is set to visit Angela Merkel in Germany today.
Ostensibly the meeting in Berlin is to discuss the future trading relationship between Germany and the UK, but the reality is that it’s Theresa’s first opportunity to be told to fuck off by her first real politician.
Theresa is said to be excited at the prospect.
“Tony Benn told her to piss off once which was pretty exciting, but to be told to fuck off in private by a member of the G8 is truly thrilling.” An anonymous spokesman for Mrs May told The Herald.
Angela Merkel was apparently overheard to say “Theresa who?”
