An idiot died in an avalanche of Karma in the town of Teruel in Aragon, Spain, yesterday.

Victor Barrio (29), having spent the last 9 years of his adult life torturing large animals for fun was killed whilst torturing an animal, by the animal he was torturing.

A rare photo of Karma in real-time

Experts in Reiki tried to save Mr Barrio but gave up after a few minutes after discovering that his “Chakras were f–ked and his aura was a dirty brown colour.” The fact that he had been disembowelled by a terrified, frantic and wounded two tonne bull probably didn’t help.

On the flip side there is one less arsehole stabbing cows for fun. Our thoughts are with the family of the bull.