The Oxford English definition of irony, former Middle East Peace Envoy, Tony Blair, suggested a political return may be on the cards in a magazine interview published earlier today.

The comments came in reference to Labour’s recent lurch to the left under Jeremy Corbyn’s rule leaving the potential of a “one party state”. Mr. Blair said that the centre ground needed to be taken before it’s claimed by the Tories.

As the news broke the pound fell sharply by 6 points in two minutes to an all time 30 year low.

Millions of people in The Middle East also started to pack their bags and the highest trending Google query in the morning was “Welcoming western places that aren’t the UK.”


Iraqi citizen Mohamned Umair said; “We’re not hanging about for round two of his brand of peace and democracy.  Fuck that shit.”

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