Great British track cycling heroes Laura Trott and Jason Kenny, who between them own ten Olympic Gold medals, are to take part in the UK’s first ever Olympics breeding programme designed to spawn the champions of tomorrow.

The two will return to England early next week and will immediately be whisked away to a top secret location where the pair will once again be getting hot and sweaty for their country. 

It’s hoped the Trott/Kenny offspring will continue Team GB’s Olympic dominance through to the 2036 Olympics.

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