Dead gays celebrated accross the country today as the ‘Alan Turing Law’ was unveiled by government, effectively absolving them of wrong doing for having a sexuality.
Conservative Peer, Sir Clifford Huxley-Smyth said;
“We cannot undo the wrongs of the past, those men would have had sex regardless of the law, however, our modern PC society dictates that we must forgive them and so, with a heavy heart, we have.”
Gay rights campaigner, Josh Simpson, said;
“Sexuality should never be a crime. Although it’s a fantastic result it doesn’t remedy the suffering that was thrust upon these brave men.”
Alan Turing was praised by Winston Churchill for making the “single biggest contribution to Allied victory” after breaking the seemingly impossible Nazi Enigma code, massively contributing to the war effort.
Britain later repaid Mr Turing for his efforts by charging him for being gay and injecting him with female hormones to kill off his sex drive.
Mr. Turing went on to kill himself but in 2013 he was posthumously unaressted, uncharged and uninjected, which he’s said to be ‘absolutely thrilled’ about.
The campaign for the new law sadly only grew momentum after Humperdink Benkerthatch played Mr. Turing in a 2014 film.
