The Presidential frontrunners cybernetic ‘human suit’ momentarily glitched at the recent 911 memorial service at ground zero yesterday, the third time this has happened on the campaign trail in the last two months.
The cold emotionless being dons the suit in an effort to appear human, but the constant head juddering and collapsing is putting off voters:
“I switched to Trump when she shouted ‘war’ 200 times then fainted” said 28 stone Megan Walker, a former fan.
Hillary Clinton, or Zhora Phlavalaguna as she’s known on her home planet Zxwygon 6, and also in Wales, had the suit specially commissioned for her presidential campaign.
The suit, which is constructed from silicone and hate, is capable of supporting the carnivorous lizard replicant in the harsh nitrogen and oxygen rich atmosphere of Earth.
A spokesperson for Trump’s campaign said; “The suit will support Hillary for many months and runs almost exclusively on the stolen dreams of children and the limbs of war veterans”.
