Lord Reginald Foxhunter-Shandy said: “It’s the biggest boundary shake up since the last one”.
The plans unveiled today will see Jeremy Corbyn lose his Islington North seat which is going to be given to either Emily Thornberry or Dianne Abbot. The two MP’s will be expected to play musical chairs to ‘The Red Flag’ on a Virgin train to determine the winner.
Lord Huckleberry Jordon-Smythe said;
“Let’s face it, Mr. Corbyn is doing rather well. Too well in fact. We decided to take his seat off him rather than going through the headache of having MI6 bump him off”.
