A Tommy Robinson supporter from Rochdale has told of his disappointment at discovering London isn’t a Muslim no-go area dominated by Sharia Law.
Cliff Edge told us, “I’d gone prepared. I was wearing my sunglasses and t-shirt and carrying a huge flag with Ingland emblazoned on it. I was expecting some trouble getting to the Old Bailey because London’s Muslim now.”
Cliff went on to recount his journey, “I got off the train at Euston Station and bought a pork pie, sausage roll and a ham sandwich. Then I started walking through the no-go areas where Sharia dominates. I fully expected to get picked up by the religious police like in Saudi Arabia. But nobody cared. I even went into a shop and bought a 4 pack of Stella and drank it in front of this Muslim bloke. He just stood there being all nonchalant.”
Following his uneventful trip through London Cliff spent a decent portion of the afternoon making a colossal ass hat of himself outside the Old Bailey.
He said, “The really disappointing thing was the police refused to arrest me for carrying my flag. I thought they’d at least give me 10 years for being in possession of a George Cross. I’m going to complain to Sadiq Khan.”
Cliff then boarded a train home where nobody took any notice of him. He says he intends to write an AA style guide on Muslim no-go areas in London.
