Jacob Rees-Mogg,known to the internet as “Mogo”,the scary haunted Victorian doll,has been revealed to be a hoax.
Pictures of Mogo have been popping up on various political media, with a very posh voice-over telling politicians that they need to vote leave or “bad things will happen to their party”.
The Prime Minister, who wished not to be named, told the Herald that she herself had fallen victim to the hoax and has suffered nightmares as a result,
“I was trying to leave the EU when all of a sudden a scary face appeared telling me in an old Etonian accent that he wouldn’t vote for my deal”.
Mr Rees-Mogg is 49 (not that he is real).