Great Britain was disappointed to learn that she has completely failed GCSE ecomomics, business studies, history, French, German and Spanish today.

While GCSE pass rates have generally been on the rise Britain managed to completely flunk almost every subject.

For the first time GCSEs are being graded from 9 to 1 with A’s obviously being mines or ones.

England and Wales have decided to leave school early to pursue a career in poverty rather than resit the exams in September.