A man who thinks that separating children from their parents and putting them in a cage is a good idea has said that the UK should be more positive about Brexit.
POTATUS ambassador to the UK said, “Brexit will be a great boon to the US UK economy. It will free it up in ways that are unimaginable. I don’t think the positives of future trade deals whereby the UK buys loads of stuff from America whilst we strip it of its assets in return have been realized by the population there. Subsistence farming may sound like a terrible deal for you guys but think how much it will drive prices down on food in America. “
Brexiteer Cliff Edge said, “It’s time to stop talking the UK down. As soon as Donald Trump gives us that trade deal that allows us to have our own cake and eat it you’ll realise how great an idea this was. I know this because Trump is a man of his word and never lies. The snowflakes will tell you that caging children is a bad idea but that’s because they’re just bleeding heart libtards. In the end it’ll work out fine.”
Cliff went on to say, “Once we’ve got our trade deal we can pull out of the Human Rights convention. Then we can start caging children and anyone else who thinks Brexit is a catastrophically bad idea. I’ve done my research and everything will be fine.”
Mr Edge, who lives alone and who only gets near to human contact when his pet dog is shaved said that his bitterness that his life is a depressing day to day steaming pile of loneliness and rejection said that that had nothing to do with his views.
