North Korean media has reacted angrily after Donald Trump allegedly sent Kim Jong Un a photo of his genitalia.
Spokesman for North Korea, Ban-Ki-Han-Ki said, “It was a shame because it had been a good day. He’d threatened Japan with nuclear annihilation and signed a whole bunch of death warrants. He’d just come back from a Pilates class and was looking forward to spending the evening watching some executions at the local stadium. Then there came the vibration. He got his phone out and we all waited the 25 minutes it took for the picture to download. His face dropped and he attempted to kick a passing waiter. After that it was just swearing.”
White House official Bill Board said, “Yesterday the President met Kim Kardashian and discussed the finer points of the law. The President was so impressed with Kim that he made a point of getting her phone number so he could give it to Melania. Melania has a friend who does excellent laminate flooring and he wanted to get Melania to pass those details on.”
“Anyway, we’ve all been there. By way of thanking a woman the President took a photo of his genitalia and sent it to Kim. Unfortunately he sent it to the wrong Kim. Now the world is on the brink of a nuclear war so I think we have bigger things to worry about than who sent what to who.”
Mr Trump tweeted, “Yesterday I sent a picture of Little Donny to Kim. He’s only jealous because now he knows what sort of a man I am. Only Kentucky Derby winners have that kind of tackle swinging around their legs.”
It’s understood that the nuclear war will begin next Tuesday at 8:30. The Rochdale Herald will be live tweeting the whole shebang.
