Emergency services were called to a barbecue at a property in northern Lancashire this afternoon after dozens of women came over “a bit funny” after seeing a man cooking food on a barbecue.
Several ladies were admitted to A&E at Rochdale hospital after swooning from all the sexiness present in the garden of Steve Dickinson, 42 and a bit.
“You have to be careful in this weather. Men might get their barbecues out, and you know what ladies are like when they see a man flipping burgers in his garden.” Chief Inspector Alan Bennett told The Rochdale Herald.
“It’s a scientific FACT that women can’t resist the raw sexuality of a man who owns a Weber Genesis II LX-640 Gas Grill with a built in rotisserie for undercooking chicken.”
“Women attending parties in back gardens should check out the specifications of a man’s barbecue so that they’re mentally prepared for how horny they’re going to feel when they see him cooking on it with his moobs out.”
“If taken unawares you could find yourself passing out completely. We attended a scene today where at least two dozen women had fainted at the sight of a Weber barbecue.”
“You should also stay hydrated and wear a hat in this weather.”
