A Scotsman has been telling people of the dawning horror that he still lives in Kirkcaldy.
A reporter for The Rochdale Herald Scotland edition said, “He’s not sure how he got home. He woke up on Tuesday and he heard people discussing Raith Rovers. He looked down and wasnt wearing any shoes. He’d also got a fire damaged can of Tennant’s.”
The man told our reporter that he left his house a few months ago heading for the bright lights and prosperity of Dundee. Instead he headed to the Templehall Tavern for a pint. That was 6 months ago.
The man has revealed that the only clue he’s had of his whereabouts during the last 6 months was a Facebook post. “Has anyone any idea what happened last night? I’ve been walking for hours and I’m on the M80.”
The man told our reporter, “I only wanted to go to Dundee. My sister said it’s a palace in comparison to Kirkcaldy. Instead, I’ve lost 6 months of my life and I’m still in Kirkcaldy. Plus, I’m on pub watch for something I did in the Templehall Tavern.”
