Drivers all over the UK are wondering where the hell that one car with snow on it has come from.

“Where on Earth has that car come from?” All the other drivers on the road today asked the Rochdale Herald.

“There’s no snow around here and we’ve driven hundreds if not thousands of miles today and not seen another car with any snow on it.”

“Seriously where does that guy live and how does his car still have snow on it at two o’clock in the afternoon?”

“It’s an unsolvable mystery.”

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.