Donald Trump has given a calm and measured response to news that Canada intends to move it’s Mexican embassy to the Alamo.
Just kidding. Trump was furious at the announcement by Justin Trudeau’s Government that it intends to recognise the Alamo as the Mexican capital.
POTUS tweeted Justin Timberlake, “Canada is a second rate country and will soon be a third world country due to all the immigration. Sad.”
It’s not clear what Justin Timberlake’s PR people thought of the tweet. The only response was:
“Qui?”.
This led to the following from Trump, “Justin, President of Canada chooses to ignore his pea soup heritage by choosing to speak Spanish. Sad.”
Almost immediately after the move the Mexican Government announced it intends to build a peace wall around the Alamo in an attempt to protect its inhabitants. The Alamo is most famous in Britain for being peed on by Ozzy Osborne, however, in America it is revered as a symbol of Texan resistance towards centralised control of Texas by the Mexican Government.
It’s unclear what the United States Government will do in response to the move by the Mexican government. It is expected that it will demand a ban on the export of cocaine and firearms from the United States to Canada. They are also expected to announce the relocation of the US embassy in Canada to Niagra Falls and will undoubtedly recognise Detroit, Michigan as the capital of Canada.
In response it’s believed that the Canadians have offered to build a wall on the border with America to keep their voters out. Donald Trump has turned that down though saying, “We build the best walls. America will not lie down on this matter. We’ll build a wall and make America great again.”
Prime Minister Trudeau is understood to have called POTUS a “tabernac” in response.
He’s hoping this will persuade Trump to build a wall around himself.
As are we.
