The so-called President of a country that lists shooting children at school amongst its most popular hobbies has told the UK Prime Minster to mind her own business because “we are doing just fine.”

The United States managed to knock the Columbine School Shooting out of the top ten most deadly in 2017.

Full time fantasist and part time president of the USA, Donald Trump has rebuked UK Prime Minister Theresa May over her criticism of his retweeting of anti-Muslim propaganda.

Trump tweeted the Prime Minister “don’t focus on me, focus on the destructive Radical Islamic Terrorism that is taking place within the United Kingdom,” the US president tweeted on Wednesday evening. “We are doing just fine!”

The tweet comes as a response to The Prime Minister, who earlier said that the so-called billionaire was “wrong” to have retweeted messages by Britain First’s deputy leader that featured misleading, Islamophobic videos.

However, Trump’s statement of ‘doing just fine’ doesn’t ring true to the families of the 13,000 or so victims of gun assault this year.

“Mrs May is quite right chastise Trump. Sure we don’t have much of a radical Islam problem, but saying we’re doing just fine whilst concerts, churches and schools are being shot to shit is pretty amazing. America has serious domestic issues that need looking at.” said Luke Harris in one Facebook forum.

However, the president continues to get support in the republican states.

Mary-sue Grits wrote a reply in the same forum saying “dat Tessa May-lou should keep her nose outta murica’s busyness. President Trump is ryt we’re doin just fine, our kids are safe from terrorists. If my Bobby had survived fifth grade you betcha he’d agree. MAGA” (sic)

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