Donald Trump has demanded that the widow of Sgt La David Johnson release his long form death certificate following a row about whether or not Donald believes her that her husband is actually dead.
Donald, who could start an argument in an empty room, had initially accused Myeshia Johnson of lying about what was said during a condolence call the “president” made to her while she was on her way to the airport to meet her supposedly dead husband’s body.
The argument has escalated dramatically with Donald now claiming that Sergeant La David Johnson isn’t dead and that Myeshia has made up the whole tale of his grisly abduction and murder by IS as a plot to make him look bad.
“I definitely didn’t forget Sergeant Wotshisname’s name during that phone call. If anything I remembered his name more than she did during that call. I was definitely more upset than she was. If anything she was the one who made me cry.” Trump told The Rochdale Herald’s White House Correspondent.
The controversy began after it emerged that “president” Donald Trump had forgotten Sgt La David Johnson’s name at the beginning of the call and then assured his grieving widow that “he knew what he was signing up for.”
“I don’t think he’s dead.” Donald continued. “It’s all a conspiracy to make me look bad. I bet that traitor Obama and that lying widow are behind this. I heard that he’s hiding Sergeant Johnson at his house.”
“I demand that Obama releases Thingymabob’s long form death certificate to prove that he’s dead. Even if he is dead I only like soldiers who don’t get captured or killed. Anyhow he was a Democrat, he was black right? I mean he is black, get me his death certificate. We’ve got to get to the bottom of this. We should start a movement to get them to release that certificate. What do you mean Obama isn’t president? Who is? Oh…”
Sergeant La David Johnson was one of four US servicemen killed in West Africa in terrible circumstances. Rest in peace Sergeant David Johnson and our thoughts are with your family at this terrible time.
See Donald, it’s not that hard.
