DONALD TRUMP is believed to be in hiding tonight after the National Rifle Association called for a clamp-down on “rapid fire tools”.
This has been widely taken as a reference to the constant stream of drivel that speed forth from the failed property developers and minor TV celebrity The group said: “Devices designed to allow semi-automatic gobshites to function like Trump and Hopkins should be subject to additional regulations.”
Republicans have said they would consider banning the tool, despite years of resisting telling themselves that being in office was worth paying any price. The NRA called on Thursday for regulators to “immediately ban this enormous bell-end”.
