An ark has been spotted in Texas picking up a group of homosexuals who caused all the flooding there.
The findings have come as a suprise to scientists as it seems to confirm the Silvester storm hypothesis. This relates to a theory put forth by UKIP councillor, David Silvester in 2014. In the theory Silvester hypothesised that flooding in the UK was a result of gay marriage. Many dismissed the notion as bigotry however, this seems to confirm the theory.
Dr Nigel Mengle, UKIP science spokesman said, “This confirms what we said all along. We’ve carried out many experiments over the last few years trying to determine the exact gay concentration required in a particular area to cause a flood. It turns out the number isn’t a huge one. What you need is gay energy waves. These build up in the atmosphere leading to rain. This is why places like Manchester are so wet. They have a lot of latent gay energy.”
Breitbart, the US news network reported that gays had been heard saying their work in Texas was done as they boarded the ark. This was later confirmed by Info Wars and a bloke who’s married to his sister.
One of the ships crew, Roger the cabin boy said, “It’s a great life but exhausting. We travel round the world getting married and having sex. This causes so much energy that sky fairies send floods. It’s strange that people call us fairies because they don’t like us but they spend so much time trying to please their sky fairy.
You’d think we’d be more popular in drought hit areas but last year 2 of our members were stoned to death after their sex didn’t bring a flood to a drought hit area of Sudan.”
It’s not clear where the ark will now travel to. It’s alleged that they may go to France to try to bring rains to areas affected by forest fires.
