Social media monitors have reported this morning an outpouring of similar comments across all platforms this morning wherein members of the British public have said they’re now happy for Nigel Farage to have a peerage so long as they don’t have to watch a f*cking film about him.
Even though viewing movies is usually a voluntary activity concerns have been raised that the BBC will spam broadcast any biopic of Nigel Farage so heavily that it will be unavoidable.
Ih8liars69 wrote on Twitter : “Give farage his blinkin peerage just sav us from f*ckn biopic”
NFbastrd234 posted a similar response to the news of the impending production : “Peerage for Nigel now!!! No f*cking film. R u insane?”
And it went on in this vein.
Some facebook users even deviated from their usual habit of posting pictures of their breakfast to go on impassioned streams of consciousness about how dangerous releasing such a poisonous movie could be.
Lizzie Bumblebee of Kingston was more coherent and wrote :
“It’s like Frankenstein’s monster. You create this and release it there is no telling what harm it will do once it realises it has thumbs. Better instead to give the chancer a Lordship and let him never turn up to the House of Lords. It will be exactly the same as his ‘work’ as an MEP. Put him on a few committees and you’ll never see him again.”
While no director has yet been found willing to take on such a daunting task of presenting Nigel Farage in a way that will be palatable for ninety minutes, it’s thought various neocon billionaires from across the pond are willing to put up whatever money is necessary to lure someone to the job, in the hope of using the movie as a propaganda tool to lower their taxes even further. Which is of course the whole point of Nigel to begin with, probably.
The movie is to be timed for release with April Fool’s Day 2019, which is when Nigel Farage fittingly expects Britain to be outside of the European Union.
