A highly paid and widely syndicated satirist has complained about the firing of the White House Head of Communications Antony Scarymuchly, as he’s only just learned how to spell Scarrimoochme.
“It’s bad enough that this Donald character can’t follow his lines or resist improvising something zany and downright batshit into every page of script he’s given, but now he’s gone and fired Skaramoocci, and I’ve only just learned to spell the damn name!”
He’s not alone.
The Rochdale Herald has had to set up an emergency help line for our three aspiring satirical authors who have written dozens of Sckaramouchi articles, but now fear they’ve wasted the time writing them that they should have been devoting to their families and paying jobs anyway.
“I don’t know if I’ll bother learning the name of the replacement for Scarememostly.” The satirist continued.
“I mean, you’d think it would take more than mocking Steve White Bedsheet Bannon as someone who gives himself pleasure with a skill a contortionist would admire to get you fired. Trump does worse just sitting on the toilet each morning Twittering out insanity while he waits for his prostate to stop playing maybe I will, maybe I won’t, with his bladder.”
It’s not certain who is going to replace Andrew Scarramoochly as White House Head of Communications, but given all the potentially impeachable shit Drumpf got up to in order to beat Hillary Klingon to the Magnolia Bungalow, the next distraction is going to have to top Scaramucci?
Duck and cover! Especially if you’re chuckling in North Korea.
