Mcvities and Walkers crisps have allegedly got behind a backbench revolt to decriminalise cannabis.
Plans are already being made to reclassify cannabis from a class B drug to a totally legal drug. A McVitie’s spokesman, Mr David Roach said “We are delighted by the prospect. In fact we have already designed a packet of Hobnobs that contain a free spliff inside”. When asked if McVitie’s were just exploiting the law to further their own revenue, Mr Roach replied “Fuck yeah” and did a peace sign with his fingers.
We tried to speak to the star of the advertising campaign for Walkers Crisps, Gary Linekar, but he was too busy bonging around Alan Hansen’s flat. They have nearly completed GTA4.
