Stuart Anderson, has resumed his place in the Borough Market cheese stall queue.
Anderson, 34, told the Herald that he was going to a dinner party on Wednesday, and the rule was to bring an interesting cheese.
“It’s been our rule at Wednesday Club for years,” said Anderson about his impending dinner party. “These people shouldn’t win. This is the best cheese shop in the world, and I am not going to let their cowardly acts affect my ability to tell a story at our upcoming dinner party.”
Fellow queuer Sandra Patterson, 28, told the Herald “We set up the WhatsApp group ‘Turophiles Tackle Terror’ on Saturday night to allow us to e-queue until we could resume today. Obviously, it is mildly inconvenient to queue whilst not able to smell that delicious imminent purchase, but you just have to keep calm and carry on.”
Incredible stories of courage and fortitude have been emerging from last night’s attack, along with debate on how best to stop this happening again. After the US media claimed the country was ‘reeling’ from previous attacks, and James Woods piped up with some shit, Brits were swift to respond.
“I don’t normally acknowledge I am British,” said Angus MacPhearson, 23, “but did you see some absolute roaster claimed there’s never been a terrorist attack at a Nascar race because they are all armed?
And that Irn Bru-faced lavvy-heided wankstain they elected, he says, get this, he actually says, no, seriously man, he actually says, do you notice we are not having a gun debate right now, because they used knives and a truck? Oh aye, I’d have felt well safer if they’d have had guns, away and chew mah banger, ya mangled fud-faced bampot.”
