Paul Golding has picked up the baton from Nick Griffin today in calling for a Register of Potential Terrorists.
The call comes in the wake of recent atrocities. Most recently the murder of two white men, defending a Muslim woman from abuse by a known white supremacist.
“Look, this register will save us heaps of time. Most of our members can’t be trusted holding a knife and fork, how can they be expected to perform complex tasks like remembering each other?” Golding is believed to have commented.
“Especially when our faces are normally concealed at catch ups down the pub, eating chips or when we’re failing to riot?”
Police chiefs have advised it will not be necessary though as they arrest Mr Golding and friends so regularly they know where they live.
Not least because “these tub thumping, spoon-bangers can’t use social media with the sophistication required to conceal who they are.”
Apparently the police are thought to favour the establishment of a safe reserve, such as The Truman Show, and place all the mad mullahs and biffers in it, just to see how long it would take for them to settle down and breed.
