The Kremlin has accused America’s security services of treasonous behaviour after Lavrov’s love in with Trump.
A spokesman for the Kremlin released the following warning to Americans.
“These so called national security services you have, they are lying to your Mr. President. All patriotic Americans who support American dream should be outraged and demand justice about what is happening in White House.”
Apparently the Kremlin has acted after Sergey Lavrov returned from meeting President Trump with only a casserole of nonsense in his hands, even though he spent several hours, debriefing, I mean, talking with Donald in private.
“Mr. Trump boast like unloved schoolboy to Sergey all the secret things he has that are gold. This is usual with Donald. He thinks no one else has gold. He is cute like this. Finally Sergey ask him to stop offering dating advice and let’s talk about what secrets you know about the world? You must be the most powerful man in the world now Mr. Trump. I would love to have an idea of how many secrets they tell you.”
Allegedly, the President of America did then go on to reveal pretty much everything he has been told that is “top secret” since taking office.
“It was all nonsense. They are keeping your President in the dark place. You should demand he fire all of them and replace with special people on a special list Sergey leave for him. Someone trusted can read it for him. I think Mr. Flynn has spare time for this?”
Asked for a reaction, the heads of the CIA, FBI, NSA and other agencies refuted the Russian accusation.
“Donnie is always allowed to choose his own meal and we only withheld information from the President when secrecy is a national security concern.”
