The BBC and ITV are to defy Conservative Party wishes and air live debates between participating parties before the upcoming June election.
An inside source at Downing Street has told the Herald, “Theresa has locked herself in the toilet. We’re pretty sure she is shitting herself silly considering the amount of flushing going on.”
We contacted Downing Street for an official response to the possibility theTories may have an empty chair at the debates; We were told, “The PM will not be drawn into these debates. We will instead wait until they are done and deny that it ever happened. We lie every Wednesday at PMQ’s so we are confident the morons… I mean electorate, will believe it
and carry on thinking she’s a strong credible leader.”
Our inside source stated, “Much like her stance on Brexit and her position on an early election, we expect she will probably cave to the pressure and do a typical U turn like
the pirouetting ballerina she is”.
