Longtime liberal anti-peerage system remoaner Steve Dickinson has experienced a miraculous Road to Damascus Moment. 

For years local libtard Steve Dickinson has posted memes about how unfair inherited peerages are and how undemocratic the appointment system is.

In pubs, after reaching his four pint limit he has regularly spoken loudly about how unelected lords can overturn decisions made by elected representatives.

But this has all changed on the Road to Damascus, well Middleton actually.

“I saw the newsflash appear on my mobile news app on the bus. The ruling that MPs must approve the triggering of article 50. Everyone knows MPs will vote it through. But it also needs the approval of an anti-Brexit House of Lords too.

“What a wonderful system of checks and balances we have in this great country. Praise be to our second chamber of wiser, more experienced individuals. Individuals who can help moderate the rushing through of rash, knee-jerk laws, peers who do not have the next election looking over their shoulder when they make informed, dispassionate judgements. ”

Steve managed to say all of this with a straight face but did struggle to look at himself in the mirror.

Customers at the Duck and Puddle will now be hearing the newly reformed, pro peerage system Steve from now on at last orders.

Bless!