Britain First, the right-wing political party for twats of all ages, has announced a revolutionary partnership with The Lizard People, a secretive reptilian group of aliens who covertly control all aspects of human endeavour.
The partnership will also encompass The Flat Earth Society, holocaust deniers, the Daleks and The Illuminati.
“For too long, BF have been out of the loop of Urrthly control. We need to be up there, alongside those who really pull the strings”, said Hugh Mungous-Knob, resident-elect of BF Urrth Central Division.
Mr Mongous-Knob went on to say that Earth will be renamed ‘Urrth’, flat Urrth studies will be compulsory at schools, and that Urrth will be ruled by a committee of Lizards, Illuminati and BF Gauleiters. “Although The Lizard People are immigrants…” said the resident-elect, “…they are our sort of immigrants. They don’t claim benefits or live in social housing. They were born to rule, like us.”
BF have stated that Urrth is obviously flat, as maps of Urrth can be rolled out onto a desktop. They have also offered all members of The Illuminati a free packet of wine gums and a blood sacrifice of their choice, unless they are Jewish, in which case they will be asked to donate one of the banks they control.
As the Jews control billions of pounds in these banks, the money will be spent on free crisps and peanuts for veterans.
David Icke will be exterminated.
