A poll conducted worldwide today reveals that over 3.9 billion people named Lee Harvey Oswald as the American they most wish was alive today.
He narrowly defeated John Wilkes Booth. John Hinckley Jr. was named most popular living American with 75% of voters opining that his release from prison last September could scarcely have been timed better.
An unnamed Democrat Presidential nominee told the Herald “target shooting is a great American past-time.”
A crowdfunding campaign to buy Donald Trump an open top limo raised $37 million dollars in twenty five minutes.
