The British Press had better be nice to Prince Harry’s new girlfriend Meghan Markle or we could end up with “a bat-shit crazy old boot for a Princess instead”. The warning comes from Bert Entwistle of the Northern Mens’s think-tank The Pennine Society after she has been subjected to a “wave of abuse and harassment”.
In a strongly worded statement, Mr Entwistle said “There is a strong history here – look what happened with Prince Andrew. He was knocking over some right stuff but they kept getting chased away by the Paparazzi. Next thing you know he’s with a fat ginger bird and the whole thing’s gone to rat-shit”
And Royal stalker Andrew Morton agrees “Top notch Royal Totty, I mean biography subjects, doesn’t come around every day. I mean The Mail has run a Diana story every day since her death…we could be looking at pictures of this over breakfast for the next 20 years!!!” he gushed
Vanessa Feltz was available for comment but we didn’t bother.
