Donald Trump has made a statement after his victory at the polls that he categorically believes there is no way there was any corruption and the results were completely irrefutable.

Days before the polls opened Trump was making excuses in the event of a
loss, citing corruption, fraud and any other improbable idea popped into
his tiny mind.

We can all sleep safely in the knowledge it was a fair election. Now just
to worry about an idiot being able to launch nuclear missiles.

Dermot writes all of his articles in mixed media (mostly crayons and drool) he finds this style most fits his journalistic style, these are then sent to a room with 100 monkeys at typewriters, eventually something is published.