Bill Clinton, who famously began his Presidency by drawing up a list of every woman in America between the ages of 18 and 35, has formally handed over his Little Black Book to President Trump.

In a formal ceremony conducted in the Locker Room of the Augusta National Club, Trump was also presented with the keys to the White House Cinema, a 2 gallon drum of Caneston and a pile of un-dated alibi statements. Also the “Football” – US Nuclear Launch Codes & Activation Mechanism.

However it was not all good news for President Trump as he was declined a Green Jacket and membership of the Club. A spokesman for the Augusta National said “We run the Country and he has nothing to do with that”.