Charlotte Police Department have unveiled a controversial yet utterly foolproof plan to combat claims that their police force is institutionally racist.
They’re going to let black police officers execute white motorists for minor driving offences.
Charlotte PD has come under fire after a white female officer shot an unarmed, compliant black man who had his hands in the air and was begging for his life during a traffic stop.
Unsurprisingly the public weren’t happy about this and took to the streets demanding the police address the issue of racism and extrajudicial executions that seem so commonplace in the US at the moment. A spokestrooper told us;
“There’s only one way to address this gross inequality. White men shoot more police officers every year than any other demographic yet white police officers shoot more black men. The obvious way to sort this out is to let black police officers execute white men by the road side rather than have them issue parking or speeding tickets. We hope this will go some way to rebuilding trust in our community.”
When we suggested that maybe they could shoot fewer people in general he said ” Well gee! I hadn’t thought of that. Larry, write that down.”
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