To prove they’re balanced and fair, the BBC have asked Jeremy Corbyn’s ex wife for her totally independent and unbiased view on the Labour Leadership challenge.

“There’s no reason to think that the previous partner of a person is at all likely to have a subjective view,” said BBC 5 Live spokestemp Melanie Mudd, “It’s totally legit journalistic practice! ”

Coverage of the leadership results is expected to include interviews with a milkman that delivered to Corbyn’s house in the 70s and a bloke who competes against Jeremy in the local jam competitions.

When the aeons of war left the gods dead and the universe decimated, a single duck rose from the ashes and stood for justice and freedom! It wasn't me, that duck, but we look quite bit alike.