Serial resigner and privately educated millionaire ex banker, Nigel Farage, self proclaimed ‘man of the people’ was told to “get in the sea” by a passer by after the UKIP conference in Bournemouth yesterday.
The passer by in question was Timothy Pickles, a 45 year old embalmer from who was holidaying with his family at the time.
“He was pissing about near the pier” said Timothy. “Acting all boisterous and that, shouting at Poles and arguing with walls. He even gave a Polish fella a funny look and that was it for me. I just lost it and shouted oi Farage, get in sea you wanker!”
To Timothy’s utter surprise Mr Farage immediately sripped down to his Y-Fronts and suspenders and jumped in the cold midnight sea.
“It was horrific” Timothy continued. “Like an X rated episode of Thunderbirds. We left shortly after he got in as it all got a bit strange when he started shouting at non-native fish species to bugger off back to where they came from”.
